
My most embarrassing moment was one that I think we can all identify with- the unexpected arrival of our least favorite relative, Aunt Flo. Normally she makes her impending presence known, with cramps, bloating, and wretched migraines at least two weeks in advance. Well, not this time.
Did I mention that it was the day of my best friends wedding, and I was in a very light lavendar dress? Yep, totally NOT joking on this one. I marched up the aisle, who knows if I had ruined my dress at that point, but all I know is that by the time I got to the reception, I had to pee really bad. So I went to the restroom and pulled down my dress, only to find that I had bled through the 4 layers of big fluffy dress, and left a lovely bright red stain on my light purple dress. Thank goodness it wasn't a rental!
I have another one too. ;)
If I wanted to go further back to what was my most emabrrassing moment to me, at the time, I was just getting to that ripe age of teenager. I was interested in boys, and just was that all around, giddy, giggly, school girl.
One weekend, my grandma took me ice skating. While I was there, I noticed that there was a really cute (and much older) boy there. I was doing my best skating moves- mind you, only the second time in my life to ice skate- trying to impress him.I noticed that he had stopped on the side of the rink. Not to look at me, but just stopped. So I start to do my little thing, and then in slow motion, I fall. Only I fell hard.
As if that wasn't bad enough, I must have slid about 5 feet across the ice, on my stomach. To add even more insult to injury, my watch came off, slid across the ice and landed where? You guessed it, at the guys feet. He picks it up and skates over to me to give it back. I'm sure that my face was hot enough to melt the ice. ;)
Picture this:
The year is 1987. I'm 11 years old and on my first vacation in beautiful, sunny Florida. Unfortunately, I started my period mere days before we left. Because I was still pretty young, I hadn't started wearing tampons yet...indeed, they scared the crap out of me! There was no way I was sticking that cotton thingy up my puss.
Nuh uh. No way.
So what brilliant decision did I make? I decided to swim with a t-shirt and mesh shorts over my bathing suit, to hide my bulky pad and swollen boobies. And yes...that meant my pad absorbed water like the desert ground. One pad probably increased my body weight by 10 pounds.
After a lovely afternoon on a sand bar searching for sand dollars, and wading in water which was shoulder high...I started the trek back to our condo. About a quarter mile there, my inner thighs were so chafed from my wet shorts and enormous pad, I could hardly walk. So I did what any tween girl would do...I crab-walked down the boardwalk. When people other than my family made an appearance, I'd walk as normally as I could, strutting casually and trying to ignore the demonic pain between my legs.
When we were nearly home and in a more populated part of Marco Island, I did a quick crab-walk to relieve the heat burning on my thighs.....and my pad fell out of my shorts and landed with a wet splat on the wooden walkway.
Not only did the people walking by see my bloody display...so did my dad.
**On a sidenote, during this very same trip my mother's bikini top was washed away in the ocean current, leaving her totally exposed; my twin cousin got a tampon stuck in her vagina because she hadn't yet started her period and had no lubrication, but was insistent she show me tampons aren't, in fact, scary; my aunt walked around the condo with a bloody pad stuck to the rear-end of her white shorts, after sitting on it where I was 'practicing' with the tampons; and finally, my uncle made a leaping jump onto our fold out bed...and was totally rolled up inside it.
Yea, it was a memorable trip on so many levels. :) I guess I should just feel fortunate I didn't start a shark feeding frenzy since I was bleeding in the water all week long.
Here goes mine:
I was a teenager of course, learning to drive. My mom taught me how to drive in her car which was a stick. I felt really cool being the only girl around knowing how to drive a manual. When I turned 16 the car I had chosen was a stick as well. Very fun cars to drive!
One day I drove my car to my friend's male cousins house (the older boys were ALWAYS there). His driveway was a straight hill, but I felt confident getting up there in my car (which I did well). There I was parked and ready to go with all of the boys (even more this time) out on the patio next to the driveway. As I was walking towards them, I heard one of them say, "Whose car?!" Everyone turned around , including myself, to see my car rolling down the hill. Without any thought I ran to my car, got in and hit the breaks, (at this point the car was making loud noises on the gravel) to save my first ride. My leg was half out and as I was screaming, someone yelled "You have to put it in first gear when parked!!" I was mortified because they were all were laughing so hard. To make matters worse, when I came back to leave in my car there was a LARGE rock behind my tire, either a sweet jester or a prank move! I no longer left my car in neutral when I parked.

Hello all, here's mine!
The funny thing is, when I sit down and try and think of a “most embarrassing moment”, my mind ultimately goes blank. I know this certainly isn’t for lack of experiences, but perhaps because I have tried desperately to forget so many embarrassing moments…
Off of the top of my head, I can think of a time recently when a friend and I went to a nearby outlet mall for a little shopping trip. Horribly pre-menstrual (or maybe just I was), we both sought out a little chocolate shop after some heavy duty shopping, because hey shopping is exercise…. Right? Right!
She purchased her usual dark chocolate covered cherries, or some other dark chocolate creation that I simply can’t remember, and since I can’t stand dark chocolate, I searched for something of the lighter variation… though perhaps not lighter calorie-wise.
There in the display sat a row of what they called “chocolate bark”. A little white and black cookies and cream number called my name from inside the case, and I happily responded with a point of my finger and a swipe of my card.
We eagerly dug out our goodies the moment we stepped outside, and pulled off the wax paper. My friend devoured her chocolate, and I attempted to devour mine. The problem was… that cookies and cream “chocolate bark” was truly as hard as bark. I bit down into the chocolate, desperate for a melting bit in my mouth, but truly could not sink my teeth through this chocolate. I had several more tries (hey, I’m not a quitter!!) before finally getting part of the chocolate in my mouth.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t nearly as tasty as I imagined, and when I ran my tongue over my teeth later that day… I discovered that I had chipped one of my teeth in the process. I was so desperate for a bite of that chocolate that I chipped my damn tooth. And to this day, I can’t tell my husband how I really chipped my tooth (I told him it was a price tag that I pulled off with my teeth), I’m just too embarrassed.
Well, that’s just a more recent one… and one that I can remember well. Maybe some worse ones are the time when I was walking home with my friend and a guy we both had a crush on in middle school. I was carrying a pastel drawing, turned towards me, and discovered when I got to her house that the pastels had rubbed off in two perfect circles on my boobs. That was just lovely.
Also, about a year ago, I was sitting down with my family for dinner at my mom’s house when her dogs started fighting over something in the other room. When we went to go check on them, I discovered with horror that one had dragged out my tampon applicator from the trash and were fighting over it (so gross). And of course the whole family was there to see it...
So those are mine, I’m sure more will come to me, but I think some are just too repressed to come out!!

It was really hard for me to think of a most embarrassing moment....not that I don't have plenty, but it was difficult to think back that far. This one is a little painful to tell, but everyone seems to get a good laugh from it.
When I was a kid, I had a thing for playing with my Barbies and My Little Ponies in the bath...but I wasn't supposed to. I also liked climbing up on the sink after my bath and drawing pictures in the steam on the mirror...again, something I wasn't supposed to do.
One evening, when I was 7, I went up to take my bath. I snuck out of the tub and grabbed a My Little Pony and snuck back into the bath. After I'd finished my bath I took the pony and climbed up on the sink. We had a big vanity sink, one with the cabinets under it and squared off edges, it has just enough room for a small child to stand on the edge of the sink. I had the pony doing a little dance routine in front of the mirror when....Bam!, Bam!, Bam!, my dad pounded on the bathroom door!
It scared the crap out of me and I (still wet from the bath) jumped out of my skin and slid backwards off of the sink.....
Catching my 'coochie' on the corner of the sink!
Sheer pain shot right through me and I laid there on the floor with a broken hoo hoo. Of course, my parents rushed me to the emergency room...and after a few stitches and a prescription they sent me home. I remember having to take some kind of salt baths for weeks and of course...the ice packs down my pants!
What could make that worse?! We had a family reunion the next day at my Grandparents house! I was so miserable that they let me ride in the front seat on the way there...and I can even remember the washcloth that the ice pack was wrapped in. When we got there I refused to get out of the car, until Grandma brought me a root beer float.
To this day, my family still laughs about how I lost my virginity to the bathroom sink...and I still blush.